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| Salem 666, hell bent on destruction |
Mythical creatures. Dragons. Chimeras. Unicorns. Of all the magical creatures, the Felinus Destructus or Feline Carpenter Ant is the most elusive of them all. Elusive, yes. It's often hard to catch these guys in the act. Yet they aren't exactly invisible. They exist in plain sight, right under our very noses. Literally. A sneeze by the nasally challenged may indicate that magical dander from the Felinus Destructus is present.
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| Caught in the act, a large specimen |
Lost hairs are one of the most common signs that these creatures are among us. They leave hair on the sofa and their hair clings to drapes. Daily, I find clumps of fur on the carpet. Lint rollers and the vacuum cleaner are my constant and trusted companions in the quest to catch the Felinus Destructus.
To the experienced Feline Carpenter Ant tracker, hair isn't the only indicator that these creatures are present. Those claw marks on your walls and woodwork, torn spots on the carpet, chewed up cardboard boxes, even gnawed and uprooted plants are more signs.
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| Large specimen gloating over handiwork |
Members of the Felinus Destructus clan are very crafty and clever. They hide in plain sight by disguising themselves as common domestic cats. Think your cat is just a cat? Think again!
Why are humans graced with the companionship of such magical mystical creatures? These beings are placed among us as teachers. As they destroy the property of materialistic humans, humans learn to value what's really important in life. THEM! FELINUS DESTRUCTUS!
Don't bother trying to catch one of these wondrous creatures. They'll catch you.
Examine the picture below and then answer the following question to test your knowledge of the Felinus Destructus.
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| Was this annoyed flower child caught in the act of sniffing or chewing? |
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