Tapping in to one's inner feline

Accessing one's inner feline.  It's more complicated than gnawing on the occasional dead mouse.  Cats are wise creatures.  Humans are just big.  Because we're so big and destructive, we don't have to develop wisdom.  So most of us don't.  But we can learn from our feline companions.  They're more than happy to smarten us up. 

To access one's inner feline, one has to develop it.  It may seem like male humans have the advantage because most of them easily tap into their inner tomcat.  They'll chase anything and spray anywhere.  But that's just the superficial stuff.  We're not talking about biology here.  Even amoebas have a grasp of that stuff. 

Cats are in the moment creatures, masters of being present.  They won't spend sleepless nights worrying about what they should do tomorrow and whether their fur and nails will look just right for whatever.  They sleep peacefully and just deal with whatever comes along whenever it does.

Cats are innocent and open.  They trust their instincts and senses.  No scientist or pundit will jam their frequencies by telling them what they perceive is wrong.  Cats know what they know and don't second guess it.

Crazy Dog Men complain that cats are independent and hard to train.  Well, of course they are!  Cats are too smart to do whatever stupid thing some moron tells them to do.

"Hey, you threw that stick, Buddy.  Now go fetch it yourself."

Right about now, humanity could use some good, old fashioned, feline common sense.