When someone is trying to convince you about the pros of spaying, they will tell you it protects females against urinary tract infections. I haven't exactly found this to be true. Out of a litter of five, four of them being spayed females, two of the girls have had urinary tract problems. 
Now, way before the urinary tract problems occurred, I had been wondering about the sanity of this particular pair. The mental manifestations of their pee problems appeared long before the physical symptoms of their respective ailments. Remember, this pair of piss-pots doesn't necessarily prove that a flaky cat is guaranteed to have urinary tract problems. All it actually proves is that these two piss- pots are flakes.
Although the two are sisters, their I.Q.'s are at different ends of the scale.
Apparently, the cute and innocent looking tiger is dumb as a bug. She won't answer to her name, but shine a flashlight and she will come running. Only she knows why. She also mistakes potted plants and buckets of anything as litter boxes.
The other sister is brilliant. You can't fault her twisted logic. Rather than use a litter box, she would prefer to go in the bag of litter. To this girl, an open bag of litter is an invitation. She can also open doors and is obsessed with human bathrooms. Several years in a row now, she has been voted girl most likely to fall in the toilet. On many occasions, I have grabbed her just in the nick of time. Unfortunately, she also has a potty mouth. She likes to talk and though I don't speak her language, the tone of her voice reveals she is cussing.
None of the other siblings show confusion over the definition of a litter box. None of the others have had urinary tract problems. So, which came first, the chicken or the egg?
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